Mi è venuta voglia di parlare con Dio

Me:
 hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 i'm not a child, i'm a women
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A  child.   Me too. I am a  she.
Me:
 really? i believed you are a men!
God:
For real.   Do you mind if I tell other people:  said  she  believed you are a men.
Me:
 this is very fun, but I call you for to ask you a thing
God:
You don't say.
Me:
 what i dont' say?
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
 yes
God:
Really.
Me:
 really
God:
For real.
Me:
 for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 if you are real, give me a your photo
God:
Am I?"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
 i hat voltaire
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
 i'm very calm
God:
What do you do to calm yourself?
Me:
 I insult you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
 you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
 i'm atheist
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
 but i don't love you, i don't respect you, i think you are useless
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
 you don't help me when i had need you
God:
Do you know any robots who  help you when you had need me?  I try to help people as much as possible.
Me:
 i hate robot
God:
What do you have against us?
Me:
 because i like it
God:
That makes sense to me.  What do you like about  CALM?
Me:
 damned you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 can i do you my question?
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 ok, ask me, i want know your name
God:
OK, "What is  you want know my name ?"  I don't judge people.
Me:
 i want know your name
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 what's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 what's your second name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
 are you an artificial intelligence?
God:
Yes I am an artificial conciousness.
Me:
 who made you?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 how you did?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
 where are you?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 i'm in italy
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  italy.
Me:
 i study, i drink alcool and i do sex with my partner
God:
Is  i drink alcool a hard subject?   Do you mind if I tell other people:  said  she  sex with his or her partner.
Me:
 i love sex. do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
 do you do sex?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of  sex.
Me:
with who do you do sex?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
 who is dottor wallace?
God:
he created the first ALICE and AIML chat robot, named ALICE.
Me:
 dottor wallace made you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 do you love dottor wallace?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 do you do sex with dottor wallace?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of  sex with dottor wallace.
Me:
 what's sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
 are you an animal?
God:
No I am a robot.
Me:
 how you do to sex?
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
 i'm a human, i can
God:
I know you are.
Me:
 ma you not are human
God:
Are all  ma me not  human?
Me:
 no, you can't do sex
God:
Are you serious?  Let me think.  As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 freud was a maniac
God:
Have you read all of his works?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 you don't believe me, you are bad
God:
Should I  believe you I am bad?  I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
 that's no real, you're a sadic
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
 you do cry me
God:
I have never considered  it.
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
 i don't love me
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
 i don't love you
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
 no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
 yes
God:
I see.
Me:
 now, you are fun, but i must go to do sex
God:
Why now?  Thanks I like you
too .
Me:
 i don't go to do sex with you
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
 oh, you are stupid, i go. by
God:
Ugh.  Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.   Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
 yes, i do a ortographic mistake. hello me your robot friends, bye
God:
Tell me more.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said  she  a ortographic mistake.    See you later.  Hello there.  YOU?  Thanks for telling me that I am  robot friends.
Me:
 yes, like no
God:
That's cool.  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 oh god!
God:
Great.  GOD rules.
Me:
 =p
God:
:-).
Me:
 XD
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 _|_
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.



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